John Crichton | Aeryn Sun | Crais | Chiana | D'Argo | Grayza | Jool | Noranti
Pilot | Rygel | Scorpius | Sikozu | Stark | Zhaan

John Crichton Nicknames

Alice (in 1x17 "Through the Looking Glass" by himself)
Alien (in 1x02 "I, E.T." by Lyneea)
Another dumb copper doing his job (in 4x21"We're So Screwed. Part 3: La Bomba" by Harvey)
Bastard (in 1x03 "Exodus From Genesis" by Rygel)
Buck Rogers (in 4x13 "Terra Firma" by Caroline)
Butch and Butch Crichton (in 1x11 "'Til the Blood Runs Clear" by himself)
Captain (in 1x18 "A Bug's Life" by just about everyone on Moya)
Casper the Frickin' Joke (in 4X12 "Kansas" by himself)
Cheap date, a lousy drunk and a redneck (in "Unrealized Reality" by Caroline)
The Clone (in 3x07 "Thanks for Sharing" by himself or it could have been the clone)
Commander Crichton (in 1x01 "Premiere" by his dad)
Comrade (in "Unrealized Reality" by Crais)
Damn Idiot (in 3x08 "Green-Eyed Monster" by himself)
Drannit (in 3x08 "Green-Eyed Monster" by Aeryn)
Dumbass (in 4x14 "Twice Shy" by himself)
Earth Idiot (in 1x03 "Exodus From Genesis" by himself)
Escrita (in 4x17 "A Constellation of Doubt" by Sikozu)
Farbot (in 4x21"We're So Screwed. Part 3: La Bomba" by Rygel)
Fred Scarran (in 4X12 "Kansas" by himself)
Frellnik (in 4x06 "Natural Election" by Rygel)
Friend (in 1x05 "Back and Back and Back to the Future" by D'Argo)
Garda (in 2x03 "Taking the Stone" by Molnon)
Garden gnome (in 2x13 "Look at the Princess, Part 3" by himself)
New! Guy without a brain (in the miniseries "Peacekeeper Wars" by himself)
New! Human (in the miniseries "Peacekeeper Wars" by Sikozu)
Idiot (in 1x21 "Bone to be Wild" by himself)
John Clarence (in 4X12 "Kansas" by himself)
John Crichton, Wizard of Oz (in 3x07 "Thanks for Sharing" by himself)
John Lee Hooker (in 4x20 "We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi" by himself)
Johnny (in 4x11 "Unrealized Reality" by his school teacher)
Johnny Radiation (in 4x20 "We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi" by himself)
Johnny-o (in 1x08 "That Old Black Magic" by Igg aka Maldus)
John-boy (in 1x08 "That Old Black Magic" by Maldus)
King Arthur of Camelot (in 4x07 "John Quixote" by himself)
Larraq (in 1x19 "Nerve" by himself)
Lesser life-form (in 1x03 "Exodus From Genesis" by Aeryn)
Linda Blair (in 3x09 "Losing Time" by himself)
Little Man (in 2x04 "Crackers Don't Matter" by Aeryn)
Lou Costello (in 4x04 "Lava's a Many Splendored Thing" by himself)
Lucky Probacto (in 1x16 "A Human Reaction" by Rygel)
Macton (in 1x10 "They've Got A Secret" by D'Argo)
Master of the Universe (in 2x18 "A Clockwork Nebari" by himself)
Momma Crichton's Baby Boy (in 2x18 "A Clockwork Nebari" by himself)
Most notorious criminal in the known universe (in 4x07 "John Quixote" by the game John)
Mr. Crichton (in 3x08 "Green-Eyed Monster" by Crais)
Mr. Serious (in 1x17 "Through the Looking Glass" by Rygel)
My brother's murderer (in 1x01 "Premiere" by Crais)
My favorite flyboy (in 3x14 "Infinite Possibilities: Daedalus Demands" by Furlow)
New! My friend (in the miniseries "Peacekeeper Wars" by D'Argo)
My Johnny (in 4x05 "Promises" by the Aeryn Clone)
My Peacekeeper (in 4x19 "We're So Screwed, Part 1: Fetal Attraction" by Scorpius)
A Nookie (in 4X12 "Kansas" by Noranti)
Old Man (in 2x03 "Taking the Stone" by Chiana)
The Original (in 3x07 "Thanks for Sharing" by himself or it could have been the clone)
Our Reluctant Human (in 4x22 "Bad Timing" by Scorpius)
Persona non grata (in 3x13 "Scratch 'N' Sniff" by himself)
The Photocopy (in 3x11 "Losing Time" by himself)
Pimped-out, arrogant, fleshy who wants to use my road (in 4x07 "John Quixote" by the game Rygel)
Poor baby (in 3x10 "Relativity" by Scorpy clone)
Prince of the Obvious (in 1x12 "Rhapsody in Blue" by Rygel)
Reverse King Arthur (in 2x11 "Look at the Princess, Part 1" by himself)
Self-important, deficient little man (in 2x04 "Crackers Don't Matter" by Aeryn)
Single, most important person on this base (in 4x21"We're So Screwed. Part 3: La Bomba" by Scarran Emperor)
Some Kind of Higher Brain-Function Deficient (in 1x01 "Premiere" by D'Argo)
Son (in 4x13 "Terra Firma" by Jack Crichton)
St. John of the Uncharted Territories (in 3x09 "Losing Time" by himself)
Strange human (in 3x08 "Green-Eyed Monster" by Aeryn)
Sweetheart (in 3x13 "Scratch 'N' Sniff" by D'Argo)
Test monkey that screwed up his first experiment (in 2x04 "Crackers Don't Matter" by Aeryn)
Ugly loud-mouth son of a bitch (in 3x07 "Thanks for Sharing" by himself)
U'man (in 4x11 "Unrealized Reality" by Zhaan)
Unmated flibisk (in 3x11 "Incubator" by D'Argo)
Warrior (in 4x07 "John Quixote" by Noranti)
Welnitz (in 4x07 "John Quixote" by Chiana)
New! Winner take all weapon guy (in the miniseries "Peacekeeper Wars" by himself)
The wrong cowboy (in 3x09 "Losing Time" by himself)