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4x01 - Crichton Kicks
The episode begins with the caption "some time later"...from Crichton's
facial hair I'd say it has been at least 4 months. Crichton wakes an ancient
Leviathan and boards, teaching a DRD to play the 1812 Overture and writing wormhole
theory on every flat surface he can find. He is rudely interrupted by a Kalish
named Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugaysi Shanu. She warns Crichton that others are
following her and he will not survive their attack. Turns out that Sikozu works
for a group called The Organization. Her first assignment was to take a half
a cycle and learn as much as she could about Leviathans. She figured out where
the Leviathan sacred space was and then her job was to lead a group called the
Grudeks to the Sacred Space so that they could harvest the toubray out of the
old Leviathan Crichton has found a home on. The Grudeks release a "dog"
to chase down Crichton and Sikozu and Crichton is bitten in the leg. Harvey makes
an appearance while John is walking on the beach and he takes off to chase after
some girls. Meanwhile, Crichton has a few conversations with a sun-bathing,
Aeryn, who is pregnant. She and John aren't exactly nice to each other, but
the conversations are in John's mind, and it is obvious that he is angry with
her for leaving. Back on the Leviathan, Rygel and Chiana show up and join the
plot to stop the toubray harvesters. Chiana tells Crichton that Grayza, from
Into the Lion's Den, has put a reward out on all their heads and she and Rygel
has no where to go but back. Chiana also tells Crichton that her powers to foresight
have evolved into something else. She can take a moment of time and stop it
and exist within it and see the outcome. The power blinds her afterward and
leaves her with a splitting headache. In the end, the group uses Chiana's new
ability to have her slip by the Grudeks and find the positioning of certain
tubes in their work, which when shot with a pulse pistol will ignite, but just
enough to destroy the Grudeks not the Leviathan and her charges. Sikozu tries
to help Chiana, but instead the two of them end up forcing Crichton to fire
his pulse pistol before he is fully prepared. It all comes out a success though.
Sikozu learns that the Grudeks lied to the Organization about her and so now
she is cannot go back to them, but must first clear her name, making her a permanent
member of Crichton's group. John tells the Aeryn in his head that he won't be
talking to her anymore and he goes back to work on his wormhole theory.
4x02
- What Was Lost, Part 1: Sacrifice
This confusing episode opens with a montage of "Previously on Farscape"
which includes quite a few scenes we've never seen before, mainly of
Braca being devious and betraying Scorpius while making a new alliance
with Grayza. We start off the episode with John and Chiana heading down
to the planet, Arnessk to see if D'Argo and Jool are there. They are,
helping out some Interions who are excavating an archaeological site
on this planet. Turns out the site is only accessible for a few days
each year due to serious magnetic storms which occur most of the year.
Also inhabiting the planet is an individual who looks seriously like
the Creature from the Black Lagoon. The previous inhabitants of the
planet were a group of priests who lived in harmony and maintained a
peace agreement between themselves, the Scarrans, and the Peacekeepers
for 500 generations. An unknown group (never specified in the episode)
sent 3 probes which fell to the planet creating a Darnaz Triangle which
supposedly killed all the priests instantly and created the terrible
magnetic storms plaguing the planet. The old woman (hereafter known
as "Granny") seems to know something's wrong with Instructor Vella,
the dig leader, and her plans to find these probes and recreate the
Darnaz Triangle, supposedly to remedy the magnetic problems of the planet.
Granny thinks she'll use it as a weapon. Granny doses John with her
magic dust again, and he has a vision of the planet. He can see how
the priests lived (sacrificing goat-like creatures and wearing weird
red robes but apparently very peaceful), and he can see where the third
probe fell. He also has a vision of a triangular amulet which he later
finds buried on the cliffs. The junior archaeologist, Tarnat, explains
that on 2 sides are Interion and Sebacean symbols for peace
and security. On the third side are symbols he doesn't recognize. But
John does, they are Egyptian, specifically the Eye of Horus, a symbol
of protection. In the meantime, Grayza, with an infatuated Braca and
a chained up Scorpius in tow, arrives on the planet and promptly kills
the archaeologists. She uses her weird pheromones to seduce John, trying
to gain power over him. John is defenseless against her sweat (yuck!)
and gives in, but not without feeling violated and horribly guilty afterwards.
Granny reveals that John is the only one who knows where the 3rd probe
is, and she cannot let that knowledge fall into Grayza's hands. John
must die. She puts the voodoo on John again and forces him to jump over
the cliff just as Braca and his henchmen come to get John.
4x03
- What Was Lost, Part 2: Resurrection
John is rescued from the water by Oo-nii, who takes John to his
underwater hideout and proceeds to interrogate him about the Darnaz
Probes. D'Argo and Sikozu get rid of Oo-nii, but not before telling
John he stinks. Sikozu recognizes the stench as Heppel oil, an aphrodisiac.
They surmise that Grayza has had a Heppel gland surgically implanted.
D'Argo comes up with a plan to save everyone. John's job was to keep
Grayza busy for a couple of arns. Meanwhile, the planet's magnetics
are getting worse and Jool tells everyone, they will be dead in 10 arns
if they don't escape. Grayza tries to get information from John about
the Scarrans and wormhole knowledge. John ticks her off by using Scorpius
to anger her and she drags everyone outside to witness Scorpius's execution
and burial. John is forced to dig the grave. Braca shoots Scorpius and
then Sikozu gets thrown in the hole and verify that he is dead. He is
not, and he clues Sikozu into a Peacekeeper command code word that get
her in a bargaining position. Sikozu tries to keep Scorpius from being
buried, but it doesn't work. While Grayza is again having her way with
John, Sikozu helps Chiana, Jool and the Old Woman escape from their
cell. After a brief battle with the Peacekeepers, John, Chiana, Jool,
Sikozu and Granny help each other out and they escape in D'Argo's ship.
Meanwhile, Rygel has Elack and the Pilot convinced to end their lives
by crashing into the Peacekeeper Marauders on the planet's surface.
Elack
almost misses his cue and Rygel barely escapes in a transport, but they
all succeed and leave the planet behind. Grayza pursues in the one ailing
Marauder left, vowing revenge. D'Argo sends out a probe to throw them
off the track and then lands his ship BACK on the planet because it
was damaged. Their goal is to reactive the Darnaz Probes to stop the
magnetics, but Oo-nii reveals himself as the "bad guy" and
tries to stop them. John prevails in the battle with Oo-nii and Jool,
Chi and John get the Darnaz Probes back into position and working. With
the magnetics on Arnessk gone, the temple AND the priests appear again,
having been trapped in time. Jool decides to stay behind and help them
catch up on 12,000 years of history. She says goodbye to everyone and
shares a last kiss with D'Argo.
4x04
- Lava's A Many Splendored Thing
We open with the crew still in D'Argo's ship Lo'La waiting to rendezvous
with Moya. Everyone is very hungry as there are no supplies onboard.
Noranti (unseen by the crew) gags something up and then tries to pass
it around as food to the crew. She calls it jilnak. At first John won't
eat it; he gives it to Rygel. Finally, everyone eats some except Sikozu.
They all get violently ill. D'Argo lands on a nearby planet and everyone
disembarks and is sick to their stomachs. Rygel crawls into a nearby
cave and his greed gets the better of him when he spies a golden amulet.
He tries to grab it and is caught inside some kind of trap. John, D'Argo,
and Noranti follow him into the cave and are sealed inside when Rygel
trips the alarm. Chiana and Sikozu are still outside and try to rescue
the rest of the crew but are unable to break through the seal on the
cave entrance. John and D'Argo try to free Rygel but are forced to hide
as some rough-looking humanoid guys with guns appear. They have force-field
protection belts which block against energy pulses but not, later, being
hit with a rock by John and D'Argo. These guys take Rygel and seal his
body inside an amber-looking substance, only his head is free. Noranti
tells John and D'Argo that the guys are Tarkan freedom fighters, good
guys, but John and D'Argo aren't so sure. They are right as it turns
out. These guys are actually thieves led by a scary-looking creature
named Ra'Keel. John and D'Argo try to rescue Rygel but are hampered
with crazy Granny Noranti who at first keeps insisting that the thieves
are good guys and then suddenly falls asleep. She does end up helping
to decommission a couple of the guys with the use of her hallucinogenic
dust and a hilarious belly dance. John and D'Argo take the protection
belts from the unconscious thieves. Meanwhile, Chiana and Sikozu decide
to try to blast through the seal on the cave entrance using Lo'La; they
get around the genetic lock-out on the controls by coating their hands
in D'Argo's vomit. Through trial and error they figure out the controls
and blast through the seal. D'Argo gets Noranti out while John stays
to retrieve Rygel. He ends up fighting with Ra'Keel as Chiana enters
the cave to get him. With Chiana's help, John manages to kill Ra'Keel
by encasing his head in the same amber-like substance that is holding
Rygel. He rescues Rygel and frees him from the amber just as D'Argo
comes back with Noranti, Sikozu, and the real Tarkan freedom fighters.
It turns out that they are the same scary-looking creatures as Ra'Keel,
not the humanoid lackeys who were working with him. They are grateful
that John and Company stopped the thieves so they give John one of the
force-field belts as a gift. Everyone heads back to Lo'La. Once back
in space, a message is received from Pilot. He and Moya are ready to
rendezvous with the rest of the crew. Everyone looks happy at the prospect
of finally getting home.
4x05
- Promises
As the crew on Lo'La is rendezvousing with Moya, John asks Pilot what happened
to him and Moya when they were sucked into a wormhole. Pilot says he thinks
they were examined, but not harmed, and then released. Noranti feels that something
is wrong and says so, because Pilot originally told her he remembered what happened.
John and D'Argo are immediately suspicious thinking perhaps the people who sucked
Moya into the wormhole are still onboard. John heads in first with Winona at
the ready. Expecting baddies, he is undone by the site of Aeryn. John is at
first relieved, thinking everything will be all right now that the two of them
are back together. But all is not well -- Aeryn has heat delirium ... and a
surprise. Scorpius appears; it turns out that he found Aeryn, put her in a coolant
suit to control her temperature, and brought her to Moya. Aeryn manages to stop
everyone from killing him. Scorpius claims he did nothing to hurt Aeryn, he
saved her and had her bring him to Moya so he could help John to safeguard the
wormhole knowledge in the event of an all out offensive by the Scarrans, John
might possibly use the wormhole tech to sway the outcome. Harvey pops up and
insists that John kill Scorpius right away. John puts him off because he knows
that they may need Scorpius to continue to keep Aeryn alive. However, John is
haunted by visions of Scorpius harming Aeryn including the possibility of his
inserting a chip in her head. He goes to see her. She is kitted out like a little
Scorpy clone; it's a disturbing sight. He asks how she got sick, but Aeryn won't
explain. She'll only say that she gave a promise to keep it quiet. The answers
soon appear on their own. A huge ship arrives out of nowhere under the command
of a creature named Ullom who says he is looking for "the assassin Aeryn Sun"
and claims it was he who caused her heat delirium by dosing her with a genetically
coded pathogen for which only he has the cure. He will give her the cure if
she will give up the name of those who hired her and her accomplices. Aeryn
refuses so John and D'Argo head over to Ullom's ship to steal the cure pretending
they are going over to negotiate. Once over there, John and D'Argo try to take
the cure but find Ullom is just a hologram projecting his image from another
part of the ship. Aeryn tries to settle the issue by shooting herself in the
head, but Rygel saves her with a well-timed head-but. John & D'Argo head back
to Moya after promising to get Ullom the info he wants. Meanwhile, Sikozu chats
up Scorpius trying, it appears, to find an ally since none of the crew (with
reason) trust her. John goes to the cooling chamber to try to understand what
is happening with Aeryn and gets a nasty vision of an Aeryn/Harvey hybrid. They
argue about Aeryn giving up the names of her employers to Ullom. John goes to
see Scorpius and finds he and Sikozu talking and jumps to conclusions. Scorpius
claims they weren't conspiring; in fact, Scorpius offers to remove Harvey from
John's mind. Harvey tries to convince John to leave him intact, but John wants
him gone. Scorpius jabs John in the neck with some kind of probe and, inside
John's mind, John shoots Harvey. Harvey is gone for good. Scorpius then explains
that he has a spy on Grayza's Command Carrier who has informed him that the
Peacekeepers have a missile that will kill Moya and allow Braca and Grayza to
capture the entire crew. They need to get away, but John won't go without Aeryn's
cure. Sikozu has figured out that Ullom's ship isn't as huge as it looks. It
is a chameleon and is, in fact, pretty tiny. D'Argo, John, and Sikozu (John
thinks they might need a nerd) head over to Ullom's ship with Aeryn. They get
Ullom's henchmen to give Aeryn the antidote saying she will give up the names
once she is cured. John and D'Argo then disable Ullom's men. They locate Ullom
and knock him out. Sikozu reconfigures Ullom's ship to duplicate
Moya's biosignature to create a decoy for the PK missile. Everyone heads back
to Moya where Pilot shuts down Moya's biologics for a few microts to give the
missile time to lock onto Ullom's ship. Once locked it can't be changed. As
the missile is fired by Braca, Pilot wakes Moya and they starburst away leaving
a confused Braca and a very unhappy Grayza. Safely away, Pilot tells Chiana
that the crew must pick one spokesperson as he and Moya can't handle having
so many voices giving them conflicting instructions. John and Aeryn meet up
on the bridge. Aeryn expresses her happiness to be back on board, to be back
with John, but John is preoccupied by a specific subject. He asks Aeryn if she
has any other secrets she must keep. Aeryn says no. "So you could tell me...
you're pregnant?" asks John in a tight voice. Conflicting emotions cross Aeryn's
face, but she doesn't give an answer.
4x06
- Natural Election
In honor of Pilot's request, everyone has taken turns being captain of Moya.
It is Rygel's turn at the helm, when they stop to give John two arns to sniff
out the wormhole he "feels" is there. He counts down, and just a few
seconds late, it appears. All watch in awe. But after the wormhole closes, something
hits Moya and everything goes black, even the stars. Pilot tells everyone that
Moya feels like she is being burned alive, so D'Argo and John go outside and
see the problem, Moya has been taken over by a gigantic space plant that was
lurking near the wormhole. The plant is feeding off Moya's metal content. John
and D'Argo take plant samples from Moya's hull to Noranti and Sikozu for analysis.
Aeryn tells Chiana that she is pregnant, and that John knows about it. But she
confides to Chi that she doesn't know if the baby is his. She wants to have
the baby tested first. She asks Chi to keep her confidence....big mistake. Chiana
searches out D'Argo and tells him and he in turn tells John that the baby might
not be his. D'Argo confesses his love of shooting things with Lo'La as he and
John got outside Moya to shoot the plant. Noranti realizes, too late, that shooting
the plant will only make it attack Moya more. Shooting the plant makes it retreat
into Moya and it begins eating Moya from the inside. Aeryn regrets telling Chiana
her secret and asks her to forget about it entirely, not knowing that it is
already too late. Scorpius realizes that the plant shies away from him and calls
everyone down. They quickly realize that it is Scorpy's coolant rods that the
plant doesn't like. Noranti and Sikozu start figuring out just exactly what
about the coolant rods sets the plant off and everyone else gathers up all the
rods they can for their big plan. John and Aeryn take a big bucket of the coolant
solution to the atmospheric scrubber complex, where fans can blow it all through
Moya. All is going well, but the plant is already in the atmospheric scrubbers
and it breaks the fans, which break the bucket of coolant and waste all of it.
To make matters worse, Rygel discovers that they has now hovered directly over
the opening of the wormhole John found and will be sucked in when it opens again,
if they don't get away. Noranti isolates the particular element in Scorpy's
coolant that kills the plant and Sikozu tells everyone that that compound is
already in Moya. The plan is to have the DRD's fire off the solution once it
is filtered throughout Moya, creating a radiation reaction that will activate
the harmful element and kill the plant. Everyone leaves Moya on Lo'La to avoid
the radiation, except John (who doesn't mind being X-rayed), Chiana (her skin
reflects radiation), Scorpy (for obvious reasons) and Rygel (he has to set the
DRD's to fire). All is going well, but the wormhole opens and Pilot freaks out
just as Rygel is getting ready to fire the DRD's. Scorpy saves the day by releasing
Rygel from Pilot's grasp and the radiation is set off and Moya is, once again,
saved. Pilot announces the voting for captain and D'Argo is selected. Aeryn
goes to John and explains that she's pregnant but not sure who the father is.
John immediately think of his other self, the John on Talyn. She tells John
that she no longer sees a distinction between him and the John who died on Talyn.
This confuses John even more so Aeryn explains how Peacekeepers who become pregnant
while on a campaign can keep an embryo in status for up to seven years. So,
effectively, she can be pregnant with John's baby or with the baby of someone
she "recreated" with before they ever met. John is hurt that Aeryn wasn't straight
with him up front, and he tells Aeryn that he trusts her with his life, but
not his heart. She asks what she has to do to prove to him that she wants a
real relationship with him....and he tells her to come back to him when she
has her story straight.
4x07
- John Quixote
On Moya, Sikozu grabs John's chess set and offers to play with Scorpius. He
tries to get her to open his door, and she grins slyly at him. Meanwhile, John
and Chiana are on a transport pod coming back from a commerce planet. Chiana
is playing with some virtual reality games while John broods over his situation
with Aeryn. D'Argo radios to say that there's a small problem with Scorpius.
Before John can find out what the situation is, he is forced into the game by
an over-enthusiastic Chiana. The game is ultra-weird. John finds himself back
on the Gammak base from "The
Hidden Memory" being led to safety by Gilina. Suddenly Stark appears, and
John and Chiana are thrown into another level of the game--one that looks suspiciously
like the Mario Brothers games from Nintendo. John wants out, but the standard
override, "I want out", fails to yield results. John & Chiana are standing at
the base of a tall castle. At the top is Princess Aeryn, complete with long,
Rapunzel-like golden hair. John thinks that's pretty cool until he's beaned
on the head by a falling television set. They meet the game's avatar--Stark.
He takes them into a back area of the program to try to figure out what's wrong
with the game. John just wants to know where the heck the game came from. Turns
out the game is based off of Stark's brain pattern with a bunch of memories
from the John Crichton who died on Talyn thrown in for good measure. The Stark
Avatar explains that John must kiss the princess or find a green door to get
out of the game -- only he says it in iambic pentameter. John & Chiana have
no choice but to play
the game. They follow a trail of gold coins to the next level and find themselves
in a parking garage (I think it's the same one from "Won't
Get Fooled Again.") where they meet Zhaan. Only this Zhaan is not Zhaan.
This is a sumo wrestler-like man with a surly attitude and two "loomas" which
he "milks" and offers to Chiana and John. Chiana beats him at his own game,
realizing the first one offered is acid while the second one fixes John's head
which was damaged by the falling tv. Next comes a virtual Rygel in knight get-up
who shoots fire out of his bum. He explodes when Chiana stabs him with her sword.
Next comes D'Argo as a freaky cross between Hansel, Gretel, and the witch from
the fairy tale. He has Jool and another Chiana locked up in a big cage each
begging to be the next one eaten by him. John finds a green door and seems to
get out, but Chiana gets left behind. John re-enters the game to look for her.
He takes an elevator up to the Penthouse where he confronts Princess Aeryn who
speaks with a Southern accent and a lisp. She also has a butler, Harvey, and
an Ogre for a boyfriend (played by Lani Tupu). Chiana shows up with the ogre,
and she and John escape out another green door and find themselves on Moya --
or so they think. Moya turns out to be another game construct as is the Chiana
traveling with John. Turns out he's been stuck with the virtual Chiana for most
of the game. John heads back to the bizarro Hansel & Gretel scenario starring
D'Argo and finds the real Chiana trussed up on the table like a roasted pig,
complete with apple in mouth. He frees her, and they go back to the Princess's
Penthouse where they defeat Harvey and the Ogre. John thoroughly kisses Princess
Aeryn..... and
nothing happens. Aeryn isn't the right princess. After all, this is Stark's
game, and his princess is Zhaan. John goes back to the garage level and cuts
the sumo-Zhaan in half with his sword thus releasing the "real" Zhaan. At least
she seems real enough. She looks happy to see John again and asks what she can
do for him. She gives him some very Zhaan-like advice and a kiss which releases
him and Chiana from the game. Back on Moya it turns out that there was only
a small problem with Scorpius's door (was Sikozu fussing with it?). John goes
back to fretting over Aeryn so Noranti offers him something herb-like to take
away the pain and clear his head, temporarily. We don't see if John takes it,
but he runs into Aeryn who tries to joke with him about the game. John just
walks right past her without speaking.
4x08
- I Shrink Therefore I Am
John and Noranti are on a transport pod on their way back to Moya. They
speak of Aeryn and John has a flash of memories, and then admits that
it had been quite some time since he'd thought about her. He tells Noranti
that he doesn't need the herbs Noranti gives him, but that they just
"take the edge off". John signals Pilot that they are approaching
and Pilot informs him that no one is available to meet him in the cargo
bay. Aeryn is writing poetry, Rygel isn't hungry, etc. John knows immediately
that something is wrong. Coreeshi bounty hunters have attacked Moya
and everyone is restrained by powerful magnetic cuffs. They want to
capture John and turn everyone in to Grayza for the bounty being offered.
Ready to fight, Crichton rams the transport into the invaders' ship,
blowing up both vessels. Noranti is ejected into space, but she's taken
some herbs that put her to sleep and protect her, and John, wearing
a space suit, ejects as well and sneaks onto Moya through an external
hatch. John gets into the ducts above the command area where D'Argo
and Aeryn and being held, but he sniffs some more of that herb to forget
Aeryn and makes some noise. The lead bounty hunter, Axikor, hears him
and D'Argo and Aeryn distract them long enough for John to retreat.
Axikor reads Rygel's mind and learns what John intends to do. This forces
John to try another avenue to defeat the Coreeshi - team up with Scorpius.
Together they kill one of the Coreeshi and discover they are covered
in body armor and very hard to kill. At the news that John is not going
to surrender, Axikor orders his men to "initiate containment procedures."
That involves shrinking everyone, except Pilot, and putting them in
a metal cylinders which lock into the bounty hunters' body armor. Aeryn
tells John what Axikor is doing to them just before she is shrunk. D'Argo
snags a comms with his tongue just before he is shrunk and Chi stops
time for herself and memorizes the steps taken by the Coreeshi to activate
the magnetics and the shrinking devices. John and Scorpy kill another
Coreeshi without harming Aeryn and Chiana, who were trapped inside.
But, John is injured and Scorpius is captured. Scorpius learns that
Axikor is not a Coreeshi but a Scarran, of the ruling class, who wants
to capture John and bring him to the Scarrans. He is thrilled once he
realizes who Scorpius is and what he is worth, and then shrinks Scorpius,
who becomes D'Argo's cell mate. Meanwhile, John is trying to formulate
another plan, even though he is injured. When he sees tiny Aeryn, he
has to snort some more herb to forget her....it's disturbing to watch
him snort the herb because he seems to be addicted to it. Scorpius convinces
D'Argo of the Scarran's plan and D'Argo contacts John on the comms to
tell him. John turns the remaining Coreeshi on to Axikor and they confront
him, and are all killed. John gets the arm of one of them and puts it
on and following Chiana's instructions, turns off the magnetic restraints,
but before he can get everyone to their normal size, John learns that
Axikor has called a Dreadnought. John and Axikor end up fighting, turning
themselves small and large and finally ending as John steps on a tiny
Axikor killing him. After all is settled, John and Pilot contact Aeryn
on the comms and ask her advice, before they go to Captain D'Argo with
their plan. The Uncharted Territories are no longer safe for them, nor
is Peacekeeper space and with the Scarrans after them, they feel the
only "safe" place for them is "tormented" space.
Aeryn appears quite shocked by this, but agrees that they should make
a course for "tormented" space....but she also warns them
that it will be much worse there than many of the places they have been.
4x09
- A Prefect Murder
Moya and crew have been in Tormented Space for a while now, and it's
battering Moya something awful. She needs to go into complete shut-down
for a few days. The crew have apparently looked at 20 planets before
finding one with food and drinkable water. They, with the exception
of Rygel, Scorpius, and Noranti who stayed behind on Moya, have been
on the planet for at least a few days. Chiana's been causing problems
just being her usual randy self and has been banished by the locals.
Aeryn puts her prowler on autopilot and sends Chiana off to Moya but
Chiana manages to mess with the controls and lands in the forest outside
the settlement where she stumbles across Sikozu and Zerbat, the son
of the soon-to-be-inaugurated Prefect (Gaashah) who just banished Chiana.
There's a whole heap of attraction and mutual affection between these
two. While all this is happening, D'Argo counsels Gaashah on how to
face the problems he will have as new Prefect. D'Argo also comms John,
who is talking with the current Prefect Falaak, to see if Moya is ready
to come pick them up. John reports that Moya needs a few more days rest
before she can come pick them up. He then tries to contact Aeryn who
is being led off by a child to the local marketplace. She's getting
these flashes of herself first hitting the child then later, at the
marketplace, shooting Gaashah. She realizes she's gripping her pulse
pistol, and at that moment she gets up to leave, but stops, turns, and
begins shooting everyone in sight including D'Argo who rushes in when
he hears the pulse fire. Aeryn disappears from the scene as John arrives
along with Zerbat and a priest named Paroos. The clan members blame
the "off-worlders" and it looks like we're in for a lynching, when Zerbat
steps forward as the new next-in-line for prefect. He claims the right
to avenge his father's death and heads off after Aeryn with John in
tow and Sikozu following. They split up, and John immediately finds
Aeryn. Paroos finds them shortly thereafter and reveals that he believes
that Aeryn was used as a tool to start a war by killing Gaashah. Aeryn
says she was bit by a bug just before she started getting the flashes
of herself hitting the child. Just then John gets bit by a bug as well
and has a vision of shooting Paroos. Paroos says there are no bugs native
to their planet so they must have been brought by an offworlder. The
only other offworlder is E'Alet. Zerbat and Sikozu meet up with them,
and Paroos convinces Zerbat to listen to him. They head for the Prefect's
castle. Meanwhile, at the Prefect's castle, Prefect Falaak is busy slamming
Chiana's head into a table and yelling at E'Alet for failing to control
her with his Sgabba flies as well as the others. Turns out Felaak doesn't
want to have to stop being Prefect when his turn is up in a few weeks.
He hopes to stay in power by creating civil unrest. Felaak storms off
leaving E'Alet to release more flies. Chiana uses her vision to see
that the flies come from E'Alet himself--his head. On their way up the
castle steps, John and Aeryn are bit by more flies and have visions
of shooting each other. They manage to get inside and free Chiana just
as E'Alet comes in shooting. They both manage to shoot him while getting
bit more and more. They then train their pulse pistols on each other.
John almost manages to apologize to Aeryn and she to him for hurting
each other in "A Dog
With Two Bones". "You know, I really thought the coin toss ended
badly," John says. "It did," Aeryn replies. Just as they are about to
shoot each other, they are tackled by Chiana and D'Argo and wrestled
to the ground. Paroos comes in and kills E'Alet, who wasn't dead yet,
and John and Aeryn are released from the mind-control. Felaak runs in
pretending to know nothing about the conspiracy but is confronted by
Chiana, Zerbat, Sikozu and D'Argo. Still prone on the floor, John reaches
for Aeryn's hand, and she take his. Felaak jumps out the window rather
than face trial. Sikozu and Zerbat take their leave. He asks her to
stay; she responds that she would like nothing better than to be rid
of Moya and the rest of the crew, but she can't stay. Aeryn kneels mourning
by the graves of those she killed. John moves beside her and strokes
her hair to comfort her.
4x10
- Coup by Clam
The electrostatic impulses in Tormented Space were slowly driving Moya insane,
and the people on a planet called Khurtana could add a Zyntian filtration system
to Moya to muffle the space noise. However, they wouldn't help Moya until one
of their doctors, a man named Tumii, declared everyone healthy and free of space
madness. While Tumii checked everyone on Moya, they were eating the food Tumii
brought on board, Qatal Mollusks. As Tumii is leaving, everyone suddenly became
sick, and he explained that breaking open a Qatal Mollusk and eating the halves
forms a sensory link between those beings who ate from each half and cause fatal
food poisoning, the symptoms of which are space madness, an illness the Khurtana's
shoot on site. Tumii wanted money and a lot of it and he'd cure everyone. Crichton
and Sikozu had eaten one Mollusk, so they were sharing physical and emotional
sensations. Same for D'Argo and Noranti; same for Aeryn and Rygel. Since Chiana
did not eat a Mollusk, she supervised the mechanic who came on board to fix
Moya. Noranti researched a cure, while Crichton, Aeryn and D'Argo went planetside
to visit Tumii's office. Thus started a whole chain of events. They agreed to
pay Tumii the money, but the color of the mollusk they each ate is the only
mollusk that can provide a cure and he only has a purple mollusk. D'Argo and
Noranti can be cured, much to the dismay of John and Aeryn. The cure, it turned
out was more disgusting than the mollusk, D'Argo and Noranti have to drink each
other's urine, mixed with the mollusk-based antidote and then touch, hand to
hand, for three arns so that the bacteria can leave their bodies. D'Argo returned
to Moya to take the cure with Noranti. As Tumii, Aeryn and Crichton waited for
the delivery of more mollusks, the doctor received another visitor who shot
him. Tumii survived, but the identity of the assassination brought out a whole
new problem. Khurtanan's male population has repressed females in every way
and they have spawned a resistance movement. Tumii admits it is these women
who've imported the mollusks to use as discreet murder weapons against the male
government, giving men "space madness." Tumii discovered their plot
and was getting mollusks in exchange for his silence, but their attempt on his
life meant that the women were ending their blackmail arrangement. So now the
only way to get the mollusks was to approach the women directly. Aeryn and Sikozu
took off to do just that, and Rygel and Crichton watched the doctor. But when
Aeryn and Sikozu were attacked at the gentlemen's club, John and Rygel felt
their pain and knew the girls were in trouble. The women's leader, Selva, knowing
that the girls had eaten mollusks, hoped to lure their linked partners into
coming to the club. Crichton and Rygel did exactly that, but to avoid being
noticed as off-world men, they dressed as females. This episode gets better
and better. :-) Meanwhile, on board Moya, Chiana discovers the mechanic is actually
a woman and when she is discovered by her male supervisor, Scorpius kills him
to save her and Chiana. The filter was installed correctly and Moya and Pilot
were relieved. Back on the planet, suspecting that Crichton and Rygel were in
the club, Selva told her henchwoman to cut off Aeryn's finger guessing that
whoever was linked to Aeryn would also feel the pain
and scream, betraying himself. But Sikozu offered her finger (her appendages
reattach). John was quiet, despite the pain, and Rygel, by that time had found
where Selva had the mollusks hidden and had the two he needed ready to take
back to the lab. The food poisoning was taking it's toll and they were close
do death, when Scorpius, on board Moya, ate the leftovers of their mollusks
and took the poisoning symptoms on himself, allowing everyone on the planet
one last reprieve to break free of their captors. John stands up and shoots
up the place, creating the diversion they all need to escape. Tumii mixes up
their antidotes and they are all cured. But left with two nagging issues, Sikozu
willingly offered her finger, when she could have saved herself the pain and
Scorpius risked death to save them.
4x11
- Unrealized Reality
Outside Moya, John is floating in space feeling for the beginnings of a wormhole.
Aeryn sits watching and studying the English lessons John (on Talyn) created
for her. D'Argo finds Noranti putting more of the forgetfulness drug in John's
quarters and comms John to try to talk some sense into him. Rygel is up with
Pilot trying to convince him to talk Moya into getting ready to travel through
wormholes. Sikozu is with Scorpius -- the two forge an alliance. Just then,
the wormhole opens but almost immediately seems to destabilize. John calls to
Pilot to reel him in with the docking web, but the comms don't seem to be working.
Aeryn sees John is in trouble and tries to comm D'Argo to get him. Before anything
can be done, John is sucked into the wormhole just as it collapses. John awakens
on a small iceflow in a dark sea where he is confronted by an older man who
looks a bit like a staid British banker only with eerie, blanked-out eyes. He
starts spewing out wormhole and relativity theory so John dubs him Einstein.
Einstein says he is there to kill John because John knows too much (and yet
not enough) about wormholes. He explains that his people exist in a realm outside
the known universe yet intersected by the same wormholes that intersect our
known universe. His people were the ones who opened the wormhole and sucked
Moya in at the end of season 3. They released Moya and then followed her to
John. Einstein explains that the Ancients, who gave John his wormhole knowledge,
were members of his species altered so they could survive in the known universe.
They were sent to observe and influence as they felt necessary. Now, his species
is worried that John has enough wormhole knowledge to be dangerous. Systems
of wormholes have uncountable entrances and exits. Some connect places in the
same universe and time. Others connect different universes; others, different
times, because space is actually space-time, and wormholes are conduits through
space-time. For those with wormhole knowledge, the energy signatures of the
various pathways become more familiar so it takes a phenomenal amount of concentration
to focus only on that which belongs to the known universe and timeframe, realized
reality. While Einstein is explaining the nature of wormholes, John hears the
voices of many people from his past including Zhaan, Stark, and Jool, as well
as DK, an ex-girlfriend, his priest, and his 3rd grade teacher. He also visits
a number of "unrealized realities" that are sometimes familiar and sometimes
skewed. He finds himself back on that first day aboard Moya where he comes face
to face with D'Argo, Zhaan, and Rygel for the first time. Another time John
is a Peacekeeper Captain who first questions, then kills, Sikozu, a Scarran
collaborator and his prisoner. Then back to Moya where he first meets Aeryn
but manages to antagonize her so much she snaps his neck ... A world where Earth
is conquered by the Scarrans decades before John's father ever entered the space
program and where humans have become slaves and guinea pigs for genetic experiments
... A completely upside down reality where Aeryn is actually Chiana, Sikozu
is Stark, D'Argo is Jool, Noranti is Rygel, and Chiana is Noranti. In that world,
Crais overruns Moya killing everyone and embracing John as a comrade. John begins
to fear the damage he can do to everyone he loves and everything he holds dear.
He tells Einstein to go ahead and kill him, but Einstein has gotten to know
John and trusts his integrity. He offers John one final piece of advice. He
explains that when traveling through a wormhole, it is very important not to
arrive back in the place you left, before you left it. If you do, it causes
ripples like a stone thrown in a pond. The farther back, the wider and more
disruptive the ripples are in the present. He tells John that if he arrives
back shortly before he leaves, then the ripple will be small. He must ignore
the ripples and focus on the first event that goes wrong (different from his
memory of it). If he can fix it, then he will significantly reduce the possibility
that one of these unrealized realities will be realized and become the new course
of the known universe. John listens carefully and suddenly has a flash of Harvey
saying the same thing. John realizes that Harvey and Scorpius both knew this
secret about wormholes and that is why Scorpius was, at first so determined
to conquer wormholes, and now simply wants to keep the knowledge John has out
of the hands of the Scarrans. Meanwhile, Einstein is losing the ability to maintain
the iceflow and talks John through finding his focus and concentrating on the
familiar signature
that will get John back to where he came from, without any outside propulsion--John
can get there on his own. "Feel the force," John tells himself. Einstein and
the iceflow disappear, and John finds himself floating over the open mouth of
a wormhole. He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and lets himself go. He
speeds through the wormhole and out, back into regular space. John tries comming
Moya to get picked up and suddenly opens his eyes and looks around. Moya is
nowhere in sight. Instead, he finds himself floating above a beautiful blue-green
planet he recognizes; it's Earth. John smiles, thrilled to find himself home
until the reality sets in. He's floating hundreds of miles above the earth in
space with only a spacesuit, and nowhere near where he was supposed to go. "Oops"
4x12
- Kansas
John tries comming Moya again and finally they can hear him, though no one has
any idea why. John tells them to lock on to his signal and follow it when the
wormhole opens. It seems as if, unintentionally, John cannot open wormholes
as he wishes. D'Argo, Aeryn, Noranti, and Chiana get in Lo'La and follow John's
signal, arriving at Earth and picking John up. A quick listen to the radio reveals
that they've arrived in 1985. John knows from what Einstein told him that his
arrival has probably affected the timeline so they go down to Florida to check
on John's family and see what's happened. John discovers that his father, Jack,
is slated for the doomed Challenger mission and is set to leave in a couple
of days. The group hides out in an abandoned drug house, but they have a small
advantage. The next day is Halloween, so their "alienness" can be
written off as elaborate costumes. John sets out to correct the timeline error.
Unfortunately he sees his younger self yell at his father and drive away and
his dad announces that he is leaving for the mission tomorrow. In a run for
milk at his front doorstep, John meets his old girlfriend, Kim, and then takes
off to talk to himself. He tells his younger self to stop his father from going,
to talk to him. The kid gets mad and drives away. D'Argo gets power working
at the drug house and they turn on the TV. Aeryn is thrilled to realize her
English lessons have paid off and she can read and understand what's on TV.
She watches Sesame Street, Rygel is stealing candy from trick-or-treaters and
getting high on sugar. Chiana dresses in a little orange dress and hits the
streets, running into...who else, the young John Crichton, who thinks she is
Karen Shaw all dressed up for Halloween. Meanwhile, on Moya, Grayza and Braca
have arrived with a Peacekeeper contingent. Sikozu and Scorpy hide from them,
but Scorpy sends Sikozu on without him and stays. He waits for Braca to descend
a ladder and confronts him, only to embrace him and kiss his forehead. Braca
grabs Scorpius and tells him it is good to see him again. Grayza is finally
convinced that John is not aboard Moya, but she leaves behind a predator that
Moya cannot sense to wait for Crichton. Back on Earth, a nosy neighbor calls
the police on the drug house and Aeryn has a chance to really practice her English
and does well, until D'Argo scares the cop and he demands that D'Argo take off
his mask. D'Argo knows three English phrases, "yes", "no"
and "bite me", which he tells the cop and Noranti has to step in with
some "forget" dust and sends the cop on his way. Aeryn seeks out John
and tells him that they've been made. John walks by his mother reading tarot
cards and he tells Aeryn that she passed away four years before he left and
that now he has to go talk to her. He tells his mother to make Jack stay and
to not give in like she always does. His mother asks if they've met and John
looks wistfully at her, wishing her could say more. With it all coming down
to the wire, the group hatches a plan to make Jack stay. John tells them that
his father rescued him from a fire just before leaving and then in his worry
for his son, opted out of the Challenger mission. They decide to recreate the
fire, by having Kim lure the young John to the canal where they get him to go
to the house with Karen Shaw (Chiana). D'Argo rigs the house for lots of smoke
and Noranti perfects a "sleepy" juice to give to the young John so
that he will be unconscious during the fire. Kim does her part and gets young
John to the canal, where our John and Chiana take over. Chiana tells John she'll
get him to the house, no questions asked, and then she distracts the young John
from what they really have planned by having sex with him. Afterward, she gives
him the "sleepy" juice and they are ready to go. But of course, something
goes awry and the young John loses consciousness and dies. Our John begins to
fade away, ala Back to the Future style, because he is now dead and doesn't
really exist. He disappears completely but everyone can still hear him. Suddenly,
the police arrive again at the door. Ghost John runs off to tell his mother
to get Jack over to the house to rescue young John, assuming Noranti can revive
him, which she does. Aeryn and D'Argo take out the police officers. Noranti
is dusting the officers and young John with "forget" dust and telling
them to remember nothing, but can't get to the last officer before Jack arrives.
Chiana only has a moment to tell young John to forget everything but Karen Shaw
in the back of the 4x4 pickup. They all hide in an empty swimming pool waiting
for Jack to get John out of the house, but Jack hits his head on a hanging light
and knocks himself out. D'Argo makes a comment that their plans never work and
he and John rush back into the
house. They get Jack and young John out and go back to their hiding places.
When they wake, it appears that Jack rescued John and the timeline is restored.
In a comical finish, the one police officer who remembers, describes the aliens
and has a pumpkin with Scorpius cut into it, while Mulder and Scully-like agents
watch him through the glass. Back on Lo'La, D'Argo signals Moya and she has
arrived in Earth's orbit in 2003. They travel through another wormhole and get
to her. John gets off the ship and instantly knows that something is wrong.
He walks through the hanger doors and there stand a number of official looking
people and his father welcoming him home. John pulls out his pulse pistol and
asks his father, "Was is a trout or a bass?"
4x13
- Terra Firma
After Sikozu assures John that Jack and the other delegates are human,
John greets them and introduces them to Aeryn and D'Argo. It turns out
that Moya has been in orbit around Earth for 42 days, and they've been
waiting for John to return. Scorpius is absent because he has taken
a shuttle pod to the other end of the wormhole so Moya has something
to lock onto when she's ready to leave Earth. Sikozu can't understand
why John isn't more pleased to see his dad and other humans, but John
is worried...his presence poses a huge threat to Earth. John has an
emotional reunion with his sister and DK (now married). Chiana, D'Argo,
Aeryn, Noranti, Rygel, and Sikozu are enjoying the "hospitality"
of the US government who have provided a secured house to stay in. John's
sister, Olivia, and his young cousin, Bobby, are making them feel welcome.
The government types are given an overview of various PK, Leviathan,
and Luxan technology by John, Aeryn, and D'Argo. But things are not
all well, John is already arguing with the government guys about how
much and with whom the technology should be shared including who should
be included in the 500 people who will go for a ride on Moya. Meanwhile,
Jack and Olivia are trying to create some normalcy for John so they
go ahead with Christmas plans and decorate the house, but all is not
well when John's old girlfriend, Caroline, comes to visit complete with
mistletoe. She gives him a long kiss, much to the dismay of Aeryn. Jack
and John talk about the alien technology and information sharing since
he has been appointed IASA Project Director of Extraterrestrial Studies.
John feels it should be shared freely throughout the world, but Jack
and the government agents feel the technology should be kept a secret;
after the events of September 11th, the United States needs to work
even harder to protect itself. Later John, Jack, Bobby, D'Argo, and
Aeryn go up to Moya. Aeryn asks John if it would be better if she stayed
on Moya. Aeryn sees how uncomfortable and unsettled John is on Earth
and is just trying to see if her presence is making it worse. John tells
her that it's up to her which is no answer at all. John lets D'Argo
know that he has no intention of taking any of the humans up on Moya.
While the governments are still arguing about who gets to go up, Moya
and crew, including John, will be long gone. They've done all they can
at the moment, providing Earth with some technology to prepare for the
day when other, unfriendly aliens might show up. Meanwhile, back on
Grayza's Command Carrier, Grayza communicates with Skreeth, the scary
hunting creature she left on Moya. She orders it to gather information
about Earth and what John is doing there. Skreeth manages to sneak down
to Earth. Skreeth intercepts DK and his wife as they are leaving the
IASA lab; the creature kills them trying to extract information on John.
Grayza orders Skreeth to retrieve John, extract as much information
from him, and then kill him. Caroline and Aeryn have a chat about John.
Caroline tells Aeryn that she believes John still cares for Aeryn. Back
at the Crichton house, Aeryn runs into John and again asks him if he'd
prefer she stay on Moya. She tells him that she's not trying to pressure
him; she's trying to take the pressure off. As a tear tracks its way
down her cheek, John steps forward as if to kiss to her when suddenly,
Olivia screams. Skreeth charges into the house knocking aside first
Olivia and then Jack. He goes after Crichton.
John and Aeryn attempt to fight it off with pulse pistols, but it's
extremely strong. They manage to knock it out for a few moments only.
John makes sure that Jack and Olivia are okay just as D'Argo shows up
in Lo'La and kills Skreeth. Its seems that D'Argo's keen sense of smell
allowed him to discover the bodies of DK and his wife in the garage
of the IASA labs. "Merry frelling Christmas" Aeryn remarks.
"Amen" John replies. Aeryn confronts Noranti about the distillate
of laka pods that John has been snorting to forget her. Noranti reluctantly
explains that she gave it to John to help him forget. "Forget who?"
Aeryn asks. Noranti just glares at her. Back on Earth, John is saying
a tearful farewell to his family. "Take care of my home."
John asks. They hug and, wiping away the tears, John walks heads back
to Moya and away from his old life.
4x14
- Twice Shy
While negotiating for maps of Tormented Space, Chiana bargains for
a slave girl named Talikaa, whom she believes she is saving from a life
of misery. Right away it's obvious that there is something wrong with
this girl. It seems the people she touches which, by the end, was everyone
on board Moya, begins acting strangely. Aeryn slaps Crichton, Chiana
and Talikaa flirt, Chiana comes onto to John and then Aeryn. Rygel admits
to D'Argo that he's cheated the traders, giving them altered currency
chips. D'Argo is extremely angry, in fact, more angry than is normal.
They agree to find the trader's ship and rectify the currency situation,
when Talikaa begins attacking the crew with a screech and a bite. It
seems she's a huge spider and not a slave girl at all. By the time the
crew finds the trader's ship, they are all suffering from the effects
of Talikaa's bites. The only ones unaffected are Noranti, Scorpius and
Sikozu. Though it doesn't take long for Talikaa to rip Sikozu limb from
limb literally. Noranti and Scorpius discovered her in time, but Scorpius
is also now affected by Talikaa and his Scarran side begins to come
out. Weak and sick, the others now realize that Crichton has become
pessimistic, Aeryn overly emotional, D'Argo oddly placid, Chiana chaste
and Rygel apathetic. Talikaa's bite has stolen the dominant traits that
her initial touch had enhanced. The traders on the ship are all dead
or dying from terrible swollen bites, but on board their ship the crew
discover a medical data file that explains Talikaa's behavior. Her species
first enhances then "harvests" the neural energy of each victim's
dominant trait. Each victim's stolen neural energy is stored in an orb
in her nest for later consumption. So they set out to find Talikaa's
nest. John and Noranti lure Talika to Scorpius, the only one she hasn't
harvested an orb from, and then they follow her to her nest. John keeps
her occupied while Sikozu
tries to steal the orbs, but Talikaa hears Sikozu and attacks. John
ends up killing her with a mighty powerful pulse weapon. Once all is
quiet, Aeryn confronts John about how he's hurt her and given up on
them. They fight terribly, until John asks Pilot to check the comms.
This takes the comms on board Moya completely offline for 30 microts.
Johns tells Aeryn that he believes that Scorpy is still trying to get
the wormhole info in his head, that Scorpius is listening with the comms
and if he knows that John still loves Aeryn that he will use her against
John to hurt him. Aeryn doesn't believe him, but then Scorpius breaks
in on the comms the microt they are back online and asks Pilot what
is going on. Aeryn realizes that John maybe right. So she and John verbally
agree it's over, but smile at each other and kiss. They are back together,
but only in secret.
4x15
- Mental As Anything
John and Aeryn are sitting in Pilot's den. John is opening part of his
Christmas present from Aeryn. It's a remote control. John wants to stay aboard
Moya and watch tv and eat popcorn with Aeryn, but that'll have to wait. John
needs to accompany D'Argo, Rygel, and Scorpius to a mental arts training class
which will teach them mental discipline which will help them in their work against
the Scarrans. Meanwhile, Aeryn, Chiana, Noranti, and Sikozu will be off in search
of some needed parts for Moya. All of the participants of the mental training
session wear a crystal on their temples. Once the seminar begins, the participants
must finish the training. If they drop out prior to completion, the crystal
will bore through their skulls and into their brains, killing them. Part of
the training involves doing mental battle in a training sphere. John refuses
to go into the sphere; frankly, I think it reminds him too much of the Aurora
Chair. Suddenly, in the midst of orientation, D'Argo smells something familiar.
It is the scent of Macton, the Peacekeeper who killed D'Argo's wife Lo'Lan (Macton's
sister) and framed D'Argo for the murder. Everyone wonders how Macton found
them (as does the audience), and whether they should leave now. It's too late
to leave though, the training session has begun, and they can't leave without
the crystals killing them. Scorpius is the first to go into the sphere. He is
beaten by the trainer. Next Rygel faces a Charrid in the sphere and beats him
soundly. Macton tries to convince D'Argo that D'Argo beat Lo'Lan, that D'Argo
couldn't control his hyper-rages and ended up beating Lo'Lan to death. D'Argo
almost gives in and believes Macton but manages to control his thoughts enough
to ask the instructor for help. Inside the sphere, the instructor takes D'Argo
through a series of exercises to try to divine the truth, but Macton interferes.
He kills the instructor and enters the sphere. He tries to provoke D'Argo's
rage in the hopes of manipulating D'Argo's thoughts. D'Argo almost gives up,
but he doesn't. He gets his anger under control and forces Macton to tell the
truth. Macton was going to tell the Peacekeepers that D'Argo beat Lo'Lan. That
way D'Argo goes to prison, and Lo'Lan gets a divorce. Lo'Lan attacked Macton
to stop him, and he accidentally stabbed his sister. He then beat her severely
to make it look like D'Argo beat her and stabbed her in a fit of hyper-rage.
Macton's mind broken, D'Argo leaves him to suffer, locked in the cage of his
own memories. Meanwhile, John's trial consists of being locked in a small, burning
hot cage. The heat is meant to acclimate him to the heat produced by Scarrans.
Keys are occasionally dropped through the top of the cage. John must retrieve
a key to get out. The problem is that the keys tend to drop into the burning
coals underneath a grate in the bottom of the cage. John suffers for quite a
while, comforting himself by whistling the "Colonel Bogey March" from "Bridge
on the River Kwai." Eventually, he manages to suck it up, and, the next time
the key is dropped, he yanks up the red-hot grate and grabs the key. He burns
his hands badly, but he's out. Everyone heads back to Moya.
4x16
- Bringing Home the Beacon
While the boys were off at Mental Arts Training, the girls went shopping on
this odd half moon/half leviathan commerce settlement to buy a sensor distorter
for Moya. The distorter would make Moya look like a harmless freighter to anyone
scanning her. They make a deal with Rekka, the one in charge of making the distorter,
but have to wait four arns before he can deliver the goods. Chiana sets out
to follow them, but loses them in the crowd. She goes into a "spa"
and learns that among other things that this commerce settlement sells genetic
transformations, which means that anyone can be modified to look like someone
else, right down to their DNA. Aeryn and Sikozu almost run into Grayza and Braca
and some Peacekeepers soldiers. They think Grayza might be there after them,
but then a batch of Scarrans and Charrids arrive. They were having a secret
meeting with each other. Noranti is sent to find Chiana and warn her and Aeryn
and Sikozu spy on the meeting. The Peacekeepers are warned that a Nebari is
on the settlement and they go looking for Chiana. So Chiana and Noranti pay
to have themselves genetically modified and successfully fool the Peacekeepers.
Meanwhile, Aeryn and Sikozu were watching Grayza meet with Ahkna, the Scarran
War Minister. Grayza offered the Luxan homeworlds to the Scarrans in exchange
for peace and the Uncharted Territories. Ahkna was mainly interested in the
supposed PK wormhole technology. Aeryn and Sikozu realize, while listening,
that the only thing keeping the Scarrans from launching a full out war was the
fear of PK wormhole tech. Aeryn wanted to assassinate both leaders before they
signed the treaty, but couldn't get a clear shot and the treaty was signed.
But then Ahkna's guards captured Grayza and Braca in a double cross. The girls
knew that if Ahkna interrogated Grayza, the Scarrans would learn that there
are no Peacekeeper wormhole weapons. This would be great news for the Scarrans,
who would invade and conquer. So they have no choice but to try and rescue Grayza
and Braca. Chiana goes to meet Rekka and finalize the purchase of the sensor
distorter for Moya and Noranti, Sikozu and Aeryn stay to free Grayza. Noranti
and Sikozu make it back to the transport pod, Aeryn had stayed behind to cover
their retreat, she loses Grayza and Braca in a struggle. Finally Aeryn makes
it to the pod and everyone is back aboard Moya, including the boys, back from
Mental Health Training. They quickly starburst away from an approaching Scarran
Dreadnought, but once out of starburst they realize
the Dreadnought is still with them. They have a beacon on board Moya that is
allowing the Scarrans to follow. They verify that the beacon is not in the sensor
distorter and install it. They assume the identity of a freighter and lie to
the Scarrans and the Dreadnought moves away. One would think the danger is over,
but John looks to Aeryn and says something in English and she looks confused.
He asks her another question and begins to sing the alphabet and she is even
more confused. Finally, with no choice, as Aeryn reaches for her weapon to shoot,
John shoots her in the face, revealing a "bioloid" - a duplicate Aeryn
with a beacon in her head. They realize that Aeryn never made it away from the
Scarrans, that she has been captured by Ahkna and could be anywhere
4x17
- A Constellation of Doubt
John and the crew are searching for the planet Katratzi where they believe
Aeryn has been taken. However, they aren't having much luck. No one
they ask seems to have even heard of Katratzi. Sikozu wants to give
up, but Chiana won't hear of it. D'Argo, as captain, declares they will
keep looking. Meanwhile, John has been watching an Earth transmission
Pilot managed to pick up. It's of a television program called "Alien
Visitation," sort of a tabloid TV program all about the crew's visit
to Earth. They've gotten a hold of Bobby's (John's nephew) video footage
and have intercut it with interviews of various psychologists, anthropologists,
scientists, and government officials. While John is watching, he begins
to remember having heard the word Katratzi sometime in the past. At
first he thinks he heard it from Aeryn, but then he becomes convinced
that he heard it from Sikozu. When Sikozu comes to his quarters to try
to convince him to give up the search for Aeryn, John grabs her and
tries to force her to tell him where Katratzi is. Sikozu is scared and
insists that she has no idea where Katratzi is. John finally remembers
exactly where he heard the word. It was on an alternate Moya where each
of the crew members was someone else (see episode Unrealized Reality).
Noranti was Rygel, Aeryn was Chiana, D'Argo was Jool, and Sikozu was
Stark. John heard that reality's Stark say Katratzi while he was acting
as Stykera for the dying Chiana. John goes to Scorpius and offers him
a deal. If Scorpius helps John rescue Aeryn, John will give Scorpius
all the wormhole knowledge he has.
4x18
- Prayer
This episode is aptly named, as it begins with Aeryn in a cell being
held captive by the Scarrans. She is praying that John will be led to
her and rescue her. The Scarrans are torturing her for the whereabouts
of John. Aeryn doesn't hold up well under the heat torture, and a Sebacean
woman working for the Scarrans quickly finds that Aeryn is pregnant.
Thus begins the interrogation to find out who the father is. Sebacean
reproductive technology is explained again, and the Scarrans move Aeryn
to a holding area with other pregnant women from different species.
As we've learned in past eps (see episode Incubator),
the Scarrans like to experiment with DNA to make improvements on species,
improvements that would benefit the Scarran military. A woman near Aeryn
talks to her about the children she's conceived and begins asking Aeryn
questions. Aeryn tells the Scarrans that she was a "tralk"
and the embryo she is carrying could be anyone's. Then she denies ever
having loved John and claims that she was spying on John for another
man, but eventually she succumbs to the torture and admits that there
was only John. In the end, she discovers that the other woman in her
cell is a Scarran spy trying to get information from Aeryn and Aeryn
kills her. Meanwhile, on Moya, John and Scorpius travel back through
the wormhole that leads to Earth, to find the alternate universe where
the Sikozu/Stark is. They find that Moya and board the ship, knowing
that all aboard will be killed by the Peacekeepers in less than an arn
(see Unrealized Reality). Scorpius kills D'Argo/Jool in an effort to
get Stark to help her pass over, but
this Sikozu/Stark reveals that he must care about the soul to help the
soul pass over. Since it was Chiana/Aeryn that Sikozu/Stark helped before,
John and Scorpius find her. John stares at her, knowing she is not Aeryn,
and tries to kill her, but he cannot. Scorpius has no such compunction
however, and fatally wounds her. Sikozu/Stark helps her soul pass over
and in the incantation mentions Katrazi and tells them where it is.
John and Scorpius leave that alternate reality just in time to get back
to Moya and flee from the approaching Peacekeeper ship that Grayza has
watching the wormhole. The episode ends with Aeryn telling her gods
that she will no longer pray for help, that she is now willing to make
a deal with anyone to save her unborn child.
4x19
- We're So Screwed, Part 1: Fetal Attraction
On their way to Katratzi, the crew of Moya stop at a Scarran border
post for a search and quarantine in order to gain the needed credentials
to move freely about Scarran space. Once aboard the station, they find
out that the Scarran freighter on which Aeryn is being held prisoner
is also docked at the station. Unfortunately, it's scheduled to leave
shortly. The crew need to do something to stall its departure. Rygel
comes up with a plan. He gorges himself and then vomits. He announces
that he believes it's a flare-up of a very contagious and potentially
deadly disease. Noranti and D'Argo show up posing as doctor and assistant.
Noranti manages to give Rygel an actual case of the disease which ends
up killing a few of the Kalish (same species as Sikozu) manning the
station, but it effectively quarantines the whole station, keeping the
Scarran freighter, and Aeryn, right where they are. Worried that Aeryn
will become infected and die, the Scarran operative decides to transplant
the fetus from Aeryn into Chiana since Nebari are immune. He sends Charrids
to Moya to capture Chiana and bring her back to the freighter. They
strap both Aeryn and Chiana down and prepare to complete the transfer
just as Sikozu manages to shut down power to the station (and also fuse
the control panel with some sort of beam emitting from her hand, definitely
not a normal Kalish girl!) giving cover to John and D'Argo who stage
the rescue mission and manage to free both
Aeryn and Chiana. Sikozu and D'Argo manage to steal the needed credentials
to get into Scarran space, but Scorpius is knocked unconscious by the
Scarran operative and so is left behind while the rest of the crew starbursts
to safety. Back on Moya, John waits by Aeryn's bed as she sleeps off
the drugs in her system. He falls asleep and begins to dream. Like an
old black and white horror film, John finds himself in a crypt. A coffin
in the center slowly begins to open. Inside is Harvey! But this isn't
the old Harvey, this is Harvey 2.0 who not only reads John's thoughts
but also has the ability to broadcast those thoughts to Scorpius. This
means that Scorpius might already have all the wormhole knowledge John
possesses. Harvey screams for John to go back and rescue Scorpius. John
knows he has no choice.
4x20
- We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi
Aboard Lo'La, everyone is en route to Katratzi, the Scarran base. Rygel
is lamenting the plan, and after Aeryn outlines the plan, I understand
why. John has built a small thermonuclear bomb which is strapped to
his body. Of course, announcing himself at Katratzi, John is welcomed
to the peace negotiations between the Scarrans and the PK's, namely
Grayza and Bracca.. John announces to everyone that the bomb is wired
to blow if he suffers any distress of any kind, even getting too "close"
to Aeryn, which he can't seem to avoid. John put his wormhole knowledge
on the auction block to the highest bidder. So while John and Aeryn
are busy vying to keep the Scarrans and PK's time and attention, D'Argo
and Rygel make nice with the station's contingent of Charrids, while
Sikozu wins over Katratzi's Kalish administrators. As fate would have
it, the Charrids and Kalish hate each other and the plan is to incite
a riot to cover their escape with Scorpius. Noranti and Chiana find
Scorpius. John and Aeryn, worried he might break soon under the torture,
are allowed to see him. Stark who is torturing Scorpy, a loving it (anyone
remember the Aurora Chair), hides from John and Aeryn. Minister Ahkna,
the Scarran in charge of Scorpius, gets inpatient with John and uses
her heat ray on him, almost setting off the bomb. Meanwhile, Sikozu
discovers that the Scarrans have a "secret cave." Only one
elevator goes down there, and only the Charrids have the security codes
to that elevator - or so they thought. With the help of a member of
the Kalish resistance, Sikozu gets John and Aeryn in the elevator to
check it out. They find that the Scarrans are protecting a flower garden.
It is full of the Scarrans' favorite crystherium flowers, much like
the bird of paradise flowers
here on Earth. When Aeryn and John are discovered in the garden, they
claim they'd ended up there by accident. The Scarrans yell at the Charrids
for leaving the elevator vulnerable and the Charrids in turn accuse
the Kalish of making them look bad. The riot is underway. The Scarran
General relieves Ahkna of her duties regarding Scorpius and we discover
that Scorpius is a Scarran spy and has been working for them for 10
cycles. The Scarran Emperor releases Scorpius to John and Aeryn, and
with the riot in full swing, everyone is making their way to Lo'La,
but then Scorpius knocks Aeryn out and throws John to the ground. The
bomb begins to tick loudly and powers up, just as Scorpius tells John
to trust him. To be continued
4x21
- We're So Screwed, Part 3: La Bomba
John and the crew find their escape thwarted by Scorpius and the Scarrans.
When speaking with Scorpius, John has Harvey filling in other details
in his head. Scorpius explains to John why he stopped John from leaving.
The Chrystherium flowers are too important to leave in the hands of
the Scarrans. Harvey explains why. Turns out that eating the Chrystherium
flowers is what changed the Scarrans from brutish, animalistic creatures
into the cognizant, intelligent schemers they are. No more Chrystherium
and they devolve into mindless animals. Scorpius tells John the only
way off Katratzi is to help Scorpius destroy the Chrystherium chamber.
John wants other options. He and Aeryn go to Grayza's Command Carrier.
While John meets with Grayza, Aeryn visits the medical unit. John tries
to convince Grayza to help them without having to give her the wormhole
knowledge. It's a no-go. Meanwhile, Scorpius reveals to Rygel and Noranti
that Stark is not really Stark; he's a bioloid replica. They need to
find the real Stark. Ahkna approaches John with a proposition. If he
gives her Scorpius, she will allow John and the crew to go free, immediately.
What's in it for her? The Emperor gets the blame for their escape, gets
removed from the throne, and Ahkna gets to be Empress. At this point
John tries a last ditch plan to get out. He, Aeryn, Sikozu, D'Argo,
Chiana, and Scorpius get a hold of a drilling elevator. Sikozu's Kalish
co-conspirator gets them an ident chip giving them control of the elevator
but is killed by the Scarrans who come after the crew to prevent them
from escaping. They head for the Chrystherium Chamber while Sikozu tries
to activate the drill head. They reach the chamber and Scorpius tries
to destroy the mother plant--the one plant that pollinates the rest
and allows them to grow--but it's protected. The Scarrans regain control
of the drill elevator and everyone jumps off into the Chrystherium Chamber.
With Scarran soldiers on their way down to kill the crew, Sikozu offers
them a way out. She is unlike other Kalish. She has a special ability
which allows her to burn out the heat producing gland of the Scarrans,
killing them. Stuck in the chamber with no way out and no way to adequately
defend themselves, the crew urges Sikozu to use her ability, promising
that they'll stick by her no matter what happens. Sikozu blasts the
Scarrans, killing all four of them. Meanwhile, with things going to
hell on Katratzi, Grayza decides to break the flag of truce by sacrificing
the lives of everyone aboard the Command Carrier in an effort to destroy
the base. Braca argues with her, but she is determined. Braca relieves
Grayza of duty and takes command of the vessel. He orders their retreat.
Back in the Chrystherium Chamber, Scorpius continues trying to destroy
the mother plant but can't get through the shielding. The crews heads
back to the drilling elevator except for Scorpius who is really beginning
to lose his cool. He nearly takes John's head off, but John manages
to drag him along. They use the drill to bore to the surface, but they
only make it as far as the Emperor's chamber. Pinned down by Charrid
weapons fire, John tries to think of a solution. "How important is it
to destroy that flower?" he asks. "I'd trade my life for it." replies
Scorpius. "And
what about my wormhole debt?" Scorpius sees John's meaning and agrees
to release John from their earlier deal if John can destroy the Chrystherium.
John re-arms his nuclear bomb and drops it down the elevator shaft below
them. The elevator capsule protects them from the blast and shields
them from the radiation, but most of Katratzi, including all the Chrystherium
plants, is destroyed. Noranti and Rygel have rescued Stark and are back
on Lo'La ready to pick up the rest of the crew. Safely back on Moya,
D'Argo and Chiana have rekindled their romance, Sikozu starts one with
Scorpius, and Aeryn comforts John while he laments the deaths he's caused
on Katrazi and fears the deaths he may cause in the future.
4x22
- Bad Timing
After escaping Katratzi, Moya's crew finds themselves followed by Braca's
Command Carrier. Braca claims that they intercepted a message from the
ruined Katratzi base saying that the Scarrans were on their way to the
wormhole that leads to Earth, to subdue Earth and harvest the Bird of
Paradise flower that grows there. Scorpius urged John to make an alliance
with the Peacekeepers, to deter the Scarrans from moving against Earth.
Instead, John sends Scorpius and Sikozu out an airlock over to the Command
Carrier while Moya starbursts off to the wormhole. Pilot and Moya even
employed an extended Starburst to get them there ahead of the Scarran
ship that was already on its way. John's plan was to destroy the wormhole
leading to Earth, but he didn't know how, so he spent most of the trip
working on equations. Something Aeryn said triggered John's implanted
wormhole knowledge and he approached Pilot with an idea - fly into the
wormhole just before it opens, piercing the wormhole bubble at it apex
and causing the wormhole to collapse in on itself. John would fly to
Earth and destroy the wormhole from the Earth side, coming back out
by Moya and living the rest of his life with Aeryn and his friends
in the Uncharted Territories. It was a big gamble, however, and Pilot
told John that his hand eye coordination wouldn't be fast enough to
pierce the wormhole bubble at precisely the right time. Pilot was the
only one who could do it. So the crew proceeded to detach Moya and Pilot,
it was a painful process, but once done, John, Pilot…and Aeryn were
on their way to Earth through the wormhole. John landed on the moon,
and on his final visit to Earth, took a moment to contact his father
and say goodbye. Back on Moya, they could only wait. Most of the ship
was dormant, although Chiana, using her special sight, had been able
to memorize the most critical of Pilot's functions. The effort had blinded
her, but because of it they had enough systems online to track the approaching
Scarran Stryker. The Stryker fired at a crippled Moya as it passed,
causing severe damage. Then it disappeared into the wormhole, just as
John, Pilot and Aeryn entered the wormhole from the other side, successfully
destroying the wormhole and the Scarran Stryker. Needing time to heal,
the crew landed Moya on a planet called Qujaga, whose oceans contained
minerals that would heal Moya's wounds and soothe her pain. Chiana's
continued blindest was a concern to everyone. D'Argo watched John and
Aeryn float out in the sea on a boat and relayed what was happening
to Chiana. Aeryn told John that her baby was released from its stasis
and that she was going to have his child. A thrilled John stood up in
the boat and yelled to the heavens that he was having
a baby, and then he dropped to his knees in front of Aeryn and proposed
marriage. A tearful Aeryn accepted. He put the ring on her finger and
they were kissing when an alien ship came out of nowhere and circled
their boat. The pilot of the ship asked permission from his superiors
to subdue the aliens for further study and was granted permission. Aeryn
and John watched the ship circle and tried to get back to Moya, but
then realized they would never make it. She turned to John and said,
"Your timing always was terrible. They kissed, oblivious as the ship
fired on them. John and Aeryn turned into crystal and shattered into
a thousand glittering fragments, with the engagement ring sitting atop
the pile. …To be continued…
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