3x02 - Suns and Lovers

J: (To the bartender) You know-- I can come to the Mall of the Uncharted Territories, buy anthing I want cause I'm rich-- and that leather S&M faced wacko Scorpy clone -- he's-he's, locked in here...
S & M is short for sadism and masochism.

J: Hey yo, 'Heavy D'!
whazzzzzzup!

J: So, what did you buy?
A: Just some essentials.
J: Wha'd that be? Floss? Lip-liner?
Stun grenades, detonators...You can get, like, anything at the mall.

A: Well, in Peacekeepers, it was common practice to, ah... reduce fluid levels.
J: Fluid levels. Like... what, like Valvoline, like brake fluid?
Valvoline is a brand of motor oil. John seems a little flustered here, don't you think?

R: I don't give a siezil's ass about a trapped girl.
J: Yes, and that's what makes you a great humanitarian, Buckwheat. But we are not leaving. It's 'Scooby-Doo' time.
Check out the news on the upcoming Scooby Doo movie.

Stark uses One-Eye the DRD to find the source of the signal--
J: Give him the Scooby Doo Snack, then. Where's the signal coming from?
In the Scooby Doo cartoon, when Scooby Doo saves the day, he gets a Scooby Snack.

J: (to Borlik aka signal girl) Hey 'fridge magnet.
A Borlik refrigerator magnet, yeah I think I saw one of those at a vendor table at the last Farscape convention.

J: Commuter forecast on your travel day: storms expected ( trailing off ) just for you...
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