3X04 - Self-Inflicted Wounds, Part 2: Wait For The Wheel

J: I'm tellin' you, Aeryn... it was from Earth. A television transmission.
A: What, you mean, like that Yoda from Degobah?
J: No, no, no, no, no! Three Stooges. Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo...
The Three Stooges.....of all the things for someone to see through a wormhole

J: Yo, both of you. Even if Mr. Wiggles did chew on that guy, there was no one here.

J: My Grandmother used to say that life is... a great wheel. Sometimes it grinds you down into the mud, and other times it... lifts you up into the light.
D: Are we strapped to this wheel?
J: That's a given. ... Point is is that, most times, you get a second chance. Just gotta wait for the wheel.

J: It just keeps gettin' better. ... One-Adam-Twelve, guys. The critter's part of our reality now. Be careful out there.
Reference to the TV show Adam-12. A bit of trivia here, Kent McCord who plays John's father starred in Adam-12. Also, the phrase "Be careful out there" is a reference to Hill Street Blues, another police show.

JOOL: What are you doing?
J: Deputizing you, debutante.
At this point, why anyone would trust Jool with anything important is beyond me

J: (To Jool) Welcome... to the Federation Starship, SS Buttcrack!
(Crichton turns to leave again, twice slapping both hands against his butt.)
This probably one of the funniest Crichtonisms for me.....oh, Jean Luc Picard would be shocked.

A: How did this ship get open?
J: D'Argo rubbed the damn thing, now get in!
So now D'Argo is Aladdin?

(Aeryn tries to volunteer to be the one to die with the other ship)
J: No! Aeryn. Aeryn, do you see this disco? I put it here; I'm gonna take it away!
ah, ah, ah ah..... Stayin' alive....stayin' alive