2x17 - The Ugly Truth

J: Shall we skip the meet and greet? Why did you call us?
"Meet and greet" is the portion of a gathering of people where everyone introduces themselves. Personally, I prefer to the skip the meet and greet as well, and get right to the "drink and drink" portion of any party.

J: That's a long way down. Either that or they got deep shag carpet-
Shag carpet is famous from the 60's and 70's. It is carpet cut with very long threads and usually came in bright colors.

D: Where the hezmana are we?
J: Some kind of floating hubcap.
D: Hoob-cap?
A hubcap is the cover of a car tire's wheel.

J: This is the wierdest hoosegow I've ever been in. slammer-- clink-- jail-- prison--
A: Just how many of them have you been in?
I'm betting more than one

J: What? Ten Plakavoids see a fender bender and you get ten identical reports?
A "fender bender" is American slang for a car accident

J: There's just nothing new in the universe is there? It's the same everywhere... Good cop, Bad cop.
Referring to the endless cycle in books, movies, TV shows about law and policemen...there is always a good cop and a bad cop...without them there would be very little story

J: He did not fire the weapon. Nobody did. And that's how I saw it. Cross my heart, and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
"Cross my heart..." is a child's phrase said when they want to prove that they are telling the truth.