2x19 - Liars, Guns, and Money, Part 1: A Not So Simple Plan

The title of this series of eps is a play on the song title "Lawyers, Guns and Money" by Warren Zevon - thanks to a site fan for writing in about this.

J: You ever hear of K.F.C.?
Akkor: K.F.C.?
J: It is, to my knowledge, unique in the universe and unique is always valuable.
J: Now... we have managed to procure all 11 secret ingredients....
Kentucky Fried Chicken....LOL. The phrase "unique in the universe" is the exact phrase that Scorpius uses to describe John in Look At The Princess, Part 2.

J: ( softly ) Freakin' Attila the hun.
Attila was King of the Huns in the fifth century, and during his reign he united the various tribes of barbarians from southeastern Europe and Asia to wreak havoc against the Roman Empire. The USA Network has a website promoting their Attila miniseries.

J: ( softly ) ‘Bonnie and Clyde’. Oh, no, forget about that one-- it was a bad ending.
Bank robbing couple who were killed...but not before living quite a wild, much romanticized life

J: Hey Stark, riddle me this -- What's black and white and black and white and black and white, and black and white...
I give up..."Riddle me this" is a Batman reference. The Riddler was a classic villian in the Batman series and the Batman Forever motion picture starring Jim Carrey as the Riddler.

A: (John is flipping through the security monitors) What are you doing?
J: Doing what guys do best. I'm looking for Baywatch.
(and locates a view of Scorpy and Natira 'recreating')
J: Better yet-- the Discovery Channel.
Baywatch is a TV show seen around the world about the lifeguards along the beaches of Los Angeles. The Discovery Channel is a learning channel on cable television...there are shows on almost every topic on the Discovery channel

Scorpy: Insert the rod, John!
J: You're really not my type.
Oh....LOL...that one is too funny

J: Oh, say can you see... !!!
Scorpius: I command you... to help me.
J: By the dawn's early light... !!!
Scorpius: John Crichton... I command you... to help me!
J: What so proudly we hail-- at the twilight's last gleaming!!

J: (distant) Whose broad stripes and bright stars... (fading into the background) through the perilous night!
John is singing the national anthem of the United States