2x11 - Look at The Princess: A Kiss Is But A Kiss

A: No, I will not be a slave to your hormones
J: My hormones....hey...I was lips, you were tongue.

J: (to Rygel) No way Jose, you keep your mouth shut.
"No way, Jose" is just an expression (not terribly popular now) that is an emphatic way of saying No.

J: Chiana, I'm going down to the planet, you wanna hang?
Ah, the jealousy ploy, and it works, well sort of since Aeryn recognizes it for what it is. However, for all she knows "you wanna hang" could mean anything from "have a conversation" to "have sex".

J: (on the planet at the party, a girl offers a bottle of something to him) Oh, no, no, no, no. I stopped raving years ago.
A rave is an all-night dance party often replete with alcohol and illicit drugs.

J: You want a donation to the sperm bank?
Tiano: I want you to consider marrying her.
J: You would just have to get on this side of my life to understand how frelling insane that is.
John does manage to get himself into the weirdest situations. I guess that'll teach him to go around locking lips with other women.

J: Are you saying I should get married?
R: I would.
J: You're a polygamist.
Polygamist - One who practices polygamy....Ok so, polygamy - The condition or practice of having more than one spouse at one time. Also called plural marriage. From Dictionary.com

D: Scorpious has offered me a deal to turn you in.
J: What a timeshare at his condo in hell.
This line always cracks me up. A timeshare is a holiday house, apartment, or condominium (condo) which is owned by several different people, each of whom is able to use it for a particular period of the year.

J: (on marrying Katralla) I'm the reverse King Arthur, I'm the one who can put the sword into the stone.
King Arthur is a mythical king of England. Legend has it that as a young man, he pulled the sword Excalibur out of a stone thus indicating that he was the true and rightful King of England. That's an interesting metaphor John uses to explain why he has been chosen to be king.

J: On my planet we don't marry people we don't love, unless they're critically ill billionares
A reference to Anna Nicole Smith, I presume...she married an ailing billionare...he died and now she's in a court fight with his family for the fortune.

A: What do you mean, you have no choice?
J: No choice....rock....me....hard place.
"Between a rock and a hard place" is an expression meaning you're in a bad situation with no solution in sight.

Dregon: Perhaps some other time, then.
J: We'll do lunch.
Have your people call my people...

J: See if you can figure out somebody else to marry the princess.
A: And if I can't
J: Better wed than dead

J: (to his unborn son) You da man!

J: Hey, Chiana. -- 80 cycles-- 80 cycles-- that is roughly 80 years to you and me, and... Over 500 years to dogs!
It's believed that each year for humans is like 7 years for dogs.

J: We're supposed to absorb every single facet of their governmental system. That way when mom and pops finally kick it, we rule.
D: That is fascinating. Perhaps that's why they've endured 1900 cycles of peace...it works.
J: You're like a brochure
D: You have to go through with it, John.
J: 80 cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my 100th birthday. I'll get a utility bill for 3 trillion dollars for a single porch light I left on and everybody I know will be dead.
D: The alternative is having your brain dissected by Scorpious.
J: Humans don't live as long as Sebaceans....when I get back everyone...my dad, DK, my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be dead.
Ah....mentioning the Slayer ....John had good taste in television shows.

J: If I do this, you have to be my best man.
D: Um, I'm with Chiana now, John.
*snerk* Some things still don't translate.

J: (looking at his wedding suit) Welcome to Barbie world.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, life in plastic...it's fantastic. Song Barbie Girl by Aqua.