What is this website about, you may ask. Well, this site is dedicated to every whacky thing John Crichton ever said on the hit SciFi television show, Farscape. We watch eps over and over .... and over again to pick out all the crazy things John says, and we include them here with as much explanation as possible about the Crichtonism including links ... we also include our own nutty commentary for you to laugh, groan or roll your eyes at.

Nicknames...that's another funny one. John has called Rygel, "Sparky", countless times, that's a given, but what about all the other aliases the crew comes up with for each other. Some are downright hilarious and others are just plain mean, but we've got them all...we think.

The other information, bios, spoilers, links, etc are standard fansite includes you can browse your way through if you want to. The episode guide is up-to-date with the USA broadcast schedule.  We're looking forward to the miniseries and adding new episode information.   If you don't live in the USA and don't want to know what happens on upcoming eps of Farscape, then you'd better not look here....we tell the whole tale right down to the story conclusions.

That's about it, thanks for visiting our site.

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These pages were updated on January 11, 2008.

This is an unofficial Farscape fan site. The show and characters belong to SciFi, Farscape and Jim Henson. We are just borrowing the characters and episodes for fun and entertainment and will return them unharmed when we're done. Though to be honest, we don't know that we want to return Ben Browder or Wayne Pygram unharmed.  Can't we do some harm to...I mean with them.....good harm, really good harm.  Please.