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January 11, 2008: We are considering making this the last year that we are online. We will see what the webisodes bring.
January 23, 2006:  Comments are FINALLY finished for hour four of PK Wars!
July 31, 2005:  Comments are finished for hour two of PK Wars! Hour four is coming.
July 24, 2005:  Final updates for the miniseries are coming. See the notes on hour two & hour four.
June 9, 2005:  Our counter crashed once and for all, so I fixed it.  We're really behind on our updates.  Sorry. 

November 15, 2004:  Episode synopsis is now complete. We're heading to Burbank everyone for the Convention, so we'll be back and add to the Crichtonisms then.  Thanks for all the emails 
October 30, 2004:  Crichtonisms finished for hour one and hour three
October 29, 2004:  Added Crichtonisms for hour 4 and finished adding Crichtonisms for hour 2

June 23, 2004:  Our site was listed on Shot Gun Reviews in an online review of Peacekeeper Wars
January 12, 2004: Updated the character buttons page

Farscape castWhat is this website about, you may ask. Well, this site is dedicated to every whacky thing John Crichton ever said on the hit SciFi television show, Farscape. We watch eps over and over .... and over again to pick out all the crazy things John says, and we include them here with as much explanation as possible about the Crichtonism including links ... we also include our own nutty commentary for you to laugh, groan or roll your eyes at.

Nicknames...that's another funny one. John has called Rygel, "Sparky", countless times, that's a given, but what about all the other aliases the crew comes up with for each other. Some are downright hilarious and others are just plain mean, but we've got them all...we think.

The other information, bios, spoilers, links, etc are standard fansite includes you can browse your way through if you want to. The episode guide is up-to-date with the USA broadcast schedule.  We're looking forward to the miniseries and adding new episode information.   If you don't live in the USA and don't want to know what happens on upcoming eps of Farscape, then you'd better not look here....we tell the whole tale right down to the story conclusions.

That's about it, thanks for visiting our site.

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